Reblog this if you want a LONG anonymous message saying what they think of you.

tortillas:

wartortles:

but what happened in 2012

puberty hit him so hard he got knocked out for a whole year
tortillas:

wartortles:

but what happened in 2012

puberty hit him so hard he got knocked out for a whole year
tortillas:

wartortles:

but what happened in 2012

puberty hit him so hard he got knocked out for a whole year

tortillas:

wartortles:

but what happened in 2012

puberty hit him so hard he got knocked out for a whole year

wonla:

madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b:

ernbarassing:

“Is it push or pull” I panic to myself as the doors come closer

panic! at the doorway

well at least someone closed the goddamn door

merriamwebsterdictionary:

reasons why winter is better than summer:

  • little to no insects (◕‿◕✿) 
  • sweaters all the time (◠△◠✿)
  • the air is nice and fresh smelling (◡‿◡✿)
  • sometimes it snows and you get out of school \(◕‿◕✿)/
  • snow is pretty (´・ω・`)
  • no pollen (▰˘◡˘▰) 
  • it gets darker faster so theres more nighttime and more time to look at the stars (ᅌᴗᅌ* )
  • everything is dead just the way i like it (⊙‿⊙✿)

A Denny’s Haiku

dennys:

That sexy sizzle, though.
Makes me feel like I’m the cook.
Skillets. Am I right?

faptist:

my bed is bedder than yours